Not since the the Swiss Army Knife or sliced bread has there been something so revolutionary. We spent some time load testing to see how many toys could be comfortably carried on this amazing utility collar. At one point during testing, I heard something outside the window. I was pretty sure they were spies from some "As seen on TV" group, wanting to steal my idea. I suggested we get an electronic fence, dig a moat and maybe get alligators. This invention is far too important for all of dog kind!
Operators are standing by, so call now and get your own "Pixenator 5000" today! Okay, no operators are standing by, but I am planning a pitch to "Shark Tank" TV show and need to practice my selling points. We've spent part of this weekend testing it out some more. I discovered Saturday that not every single toy can be attached, so I'll need stronger velcro.
Below is one of my first tests to see how well the Pixenator 5000 works while eating. Not bad for my first prototype!
Stay tuned for more Pixenator 5000 updates. Field trials are coming soon!